Starting the car would take anywhere from five to ten minutes and the sound produced wakes the entire neighborhood.

The windshield is partially opaque unless you buy the special Microsoft "Plus!" windshield upgrade.

You are limited to driving on roads paved within the last three years.

The fastest you can ever go is roughly thirty miles an hour.  This is reduced by 5 mph for every additional person you take with you in the car.

The car can't be bought without all the unecessary extras, with the exception of MS "Plus!"

You have to install a new gas tank every few months to take advantage of Microsoft's newest gas.

The car has a tendancy to sometimes just drive off the side of the road and stall for no apparrent reason.

Attempting to restart the car after a stall without waiting at least ten minutes causes the car's engine to catch fire.

After driving every couple of miles you have to stop the car, get out and empty the "cache" deposits your engine produces or the car's maximum speed is reduced to five mph or less.

All Microsoft cars require wheels twenty percent larger than usual forcing you to buy your wheels direct from MS.

Dispite the fact that the overall size of the car remains normal, MS car trunks are only a cubic foot in size.

The "Windows" car is built in a way that makes it impossible to park it in 95% of all garages and parking lots.

Replacing any part on an MS car is nearly impossible as part sizes change each year.  MS could provide a replacement but they claim that to do that they would need the original part to be in working order.

And what's worse, everyone would come to just accept all these problems as being perfectly normal.